KANISA JIPYA LINALOMWABUDU BEYONCE LAIBUKA HUKO MAREKANI

Back
in January we learned that a new Kanye West-inspired religion was
created by a 23-year old man so I guess it should come as no surprise to
learn that a Beyoncé-inspired religion has also been created as well.
Beyism is the name of this new religion which was created by a group of
12 friends in Atlanta, CA, led by a self-proclaimed Minister Diva named
Pauline John Andrews. HMMM. The group claims that the inspiration for
Beyism came from one of their weekly hang sessions where the friend
would gather every Sunday to sing her songs. While smoking marijuana,
they say, the inspiration for this Beyoncé-inspired religion sprang
froth.
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Whenever
you see a large group of women defending the actions of her divine
divaness, Bey, they are practicing Beyism,” Andrews explained, “It is
not about believing she rose from the dead, or that she is perfect or
anything like that, it is about recognizing that she is the Divine Diva
that we all strive to be.” As for who can join the National Church of
Bey? Well, 100% of the congregation consists of women, but males are
welcome to join the church on the strength of one condition – they
sacrifice their manhood
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